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mercy

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ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

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majestic-eyebrows:

That last one took me forever

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gracied120:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WOW
notsosmallbob

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i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman