itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

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I am not a princess.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I will catch it.

Do not call me a thesaurus.

Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

Oh, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about something else.

I like this knife. I’m keeping it.

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mercy

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ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

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majestic-eyebrows:

That last one took me forever

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gracied120:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WOW
notsosmallbob

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i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD