i have seen everything i need to see before i dieI FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE
might i just say
they spelled “kneel” wrong
all right here’s the best picture-nominated video I made
I can get this ridiculous thing screened at an actual hollywood film festival if it keeps getting views so please watch this thing
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
people trust me with their children
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
*dies from dehydration*
How to give a handjob.
you’re going to pass around a penis
did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !
"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
it’s so true it hurts
"why didn’t you write me?" *pivots to opposite side* *deep voice* "i wrote you every day for a year."
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE