oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
this is my favorite video of the year so far
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
he’s like “i give up on life”
god damn it tumblr
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
The best multifandom GIF progression we’ve seen in a long while. Make sure you scroll all the way to the end.
where does the king keep his armies?
in his sleevies
CHRISTMAS IS COMING
fuck yo trash
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
i tried… not to… reblog…
walked right into that one
If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining
I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.
hot guy at target bagging my bra
"You’re cute– marry rich. Just pretend to love him and fuck him when he asks–that’s barely a job–you’d be maximising your children’s opportunities."