I am not a princess.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I will catch it.
Do not call me a thesaurus.
Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?
Oh, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about something else.
I like this knife. I’m keeping it.
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
That last one took me forever
This speaks to me
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god