• friends: you need a boyfriend omg
  • me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
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chaystar:

NOW I GET IT OMG

BURN.

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When I hear the words “free” and “food” together.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

"No free food."

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  • teacher: sit up straight
  • me: but I'm gay
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Me in PE
  • me: oh, there goes the ball
  • me: along with all the fucks I give
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be-lu-jais:

Luke a penis nose u guise

be-lu-jais:

Luke a penis nose u guise