- friends: you need a boyfriend omg
- me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
NOW I GET IT OMG
When I hear the words “free” and “food” together.
"No free food."
- teacher: sit up straight
- me: but I'm gay
- me: oh, there goes the ball
- me: along with all the fucks I give
Luke a penis nose u guise