• friends: you need a boyfriend omg
  • me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one

chaystar:

NOW I GET IT OMG

BURN.

When I hear the words “free” and “food” together.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

"No free food."

  • teacher: sit up straight
  • me: but I'm gay

Me in PE

  • me: oh, there goes the ball
  • me: along with all the fucks I give
be-lu-jais:

Luke a penis nose u guise

be-lu-jais:

Luke a penis nose u guise