It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
talk shit get cried in front of
how do i get over someone who i never dated
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
Just because I’m asexual doesn’t mean I can’t find people attractive. I mean, someone’s milkshake may bring me to the yard but that doesn’t stop me being lactose intolerant."
That moment when your mom realized she forgot you in walmart
I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.