people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
- me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
- mum: what
- me: Virgin Mobile
- mum: go to your room
why cant i just plug myself into a charger
ahh when you click it :)))
holy shit what is that seriously
space. that is space.
The Sombrero galaxy
Seriously click it
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
*stares at a painting for 15 minutes*
what is this it looks like a really ugly baby
sir this is your baby it’s an ultra sound
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know