THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people
the rawness up close ➝ krikor jabotian s/s 2014
this is how i convince myself to get out of bed in the mornings
Done and done.
when ur confused pokemon do the move anyway
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
me after my first year of college
it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave
I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight
according to my calculations