alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

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  • me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
  • mum: what
  • me:
  • mum:
  • me: Virgin Mobile
  • mum: go to your room
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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy


Seriously click it

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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dutchster:

*stares at a painting for 15 minutes*
what is this it looks like a really ugly baby
sir this is your baby it’s an ultra sound

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

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