Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks
that’s ok mum
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
I went HARDDD for this
haha foreaal thoo i had this hoe 😂
dude even i had this.
i was the little bitch who sang their order throught the microphone
just because you’ve got some cracks, doesn’t mean you can’t be beautiful in your own way
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*
*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*
"that’s clearly not any of my business"
when everyone u know is invited to something except for u