This is my favorite insult ever captured on film.
I have nothing!
"I mean the world’s hard enough as it is, guys. It’s fucking hard enough as it is. Can’t somebody say, “Hey, let’s be positive. Let’s have a good ending to the story.”"
I just invented a new word:
i don’t like your clothes take them off
it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that